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Ding dong bell It's Alice down the well But how did she get in Did she fall or did she swim? My Cold War state has made my heart go shy Ding dong bell, there's a pussy down the well But I'm terrified of him Too afraid to let him in I might seem cold but my heart it's quite benign So come close to me and put your hand in mine Please quit your telepathy my dear And put me out of my misery Could you set me free I'm in purgatory You are my destiny You put the world at my feet All I wanna do with you Is eat chips 'n gravy now Ding dong bell It's Alice down the well But now that she is in Will she sink or will she swim? Remain this coy, you will never get your boy Ding dong bell There's a pussy down the well But once my cover's blown The seeds can't be unsown Oh, I've come so close yet still I fall apart So come close to me and give me your heart Please quit your telepathy my dear And put me out of my misery Could you set me free I'm in purgatory You are my destiny You put the world at my feet All I wanna do with you Is eat chips 'n gravy Now Yeah yeah Oh, oh no Could you set me free I'm in purgatory You are my destiny You put the world at my feet All I wanna do with you, you, you Could you set me free I'm in purgatory You are my destiny You put the world at my feet All I wanna do with you Is eat chips 'n gravy Now
My little one My little one Although I never met you I know I'll never forget you Because you changed our lives in a matter of seconds Before we decided to send you to heaven I thought I was strong But I'm as weak as they come In this plastic world Made of material goals I felt I had to get on I felt I had to get on Is a mortgage so essential That it justifies removing that potential Enslaved by society With lists and priority Scared of my limit so I ran to the clinic I thought I was strong But I'm as weak as they come In this plastic world Made of material goals I felt I had to get on I felt I had to get on I thought I wasn't in the gang With the fast machines and the touch screens But I made that choice to never hear your voice I made the decision to have the incision You were cut loose from me To make it easy for me To make my money grow and my ambitions flow I faced the persecution for your execution You were cut loose from me And it was agony for me I try to stop my sadness turning into madness By getting on, I have got to get on You were cut loose from me But I will never quite be free Oh how I wish I was strong and didn't want to get on I wish we were happy with just you My little one My little one
I've got a life And I can prove it to you on my social networking site If you're not on it Then you're socially slipping behind Oh, I feel fantastic Brimming with confidence Living my life behind plastic And an image from 13 years ago yeah So will you be friends with me? Come and join my online monopoly Even better, could you manipulate me please? 'Coz I am stuck in my monopoly It took my social skills from me And I've forgotten how to pass go And I am stuck in my monopoly I'm half the man I used to be I'm stuck at Old Kent Road I need you now to fill up my page Become another number, another face in front of my old flames Come on Give me five seconds of fame because... I need a reason to exist So won't you put me at the top of your list And even better come on Make me your online deity yeah So will you be friends with me? Come and join my online monopoly Even better, could you manipulate me please? 'Coz I am stuck in my monopoly It took my social skills from me And I've forgotten how to pass go And I am stuck in my monopoly I'm half the man I used to be I'm stuck at Old Kent Road Oh Old Kent Road No Marylebone I can’t pass go My Father who art in Heaven Come and give me my daily bread at 11 'Coz I need a supplement I can't get online Vitamin D, replacement for sunshine I've forgotten the light of day Because one foot in front of the other Feels a million miles away So the dot com's gotta stay yeah So will you be friends with me? I'm begging you to join my monopoly Even better, could you manipulate me please? 'Coz I am stuck in my monopoly It took my social skills from me And I've forgotten how to pass go And I am stuck in my monopoly I'm half the man I used to be I'm stuck at Old Kent Road Oh Old Kent Road No Marylebone I can’t pass go
I don't like my nose, wana scrape if off my faceI don't like my toes, they aint giving me enough graceI don't like my chest, I don't like the way it's shapedI don't like my tongue, I don't like the way that it tastesI need to fit the latest crazeThey will do anything these daysSo the makeup goes onAnd the person she's gone, gone, goneAnd the robotic race of perfectionIt goes marching on It takes me half an hour to put my makeup on each dayIt costs me three hundred pounds to make my eyes look at you in this wayBut it's worth itOh it's what we need to be, it's what they tell us on TVAnd if needs be, I will sell my possessions on EbayBecause I've got to look this wayI will do anything to paySo the makeup goes onAnd the person she's gone, gone, goneAnd the robotic race of perfectionIt goes marching onWon't you wash your powdered noseAnd remove all those ridiculous clothesBecause deep down there's a personThat people might like to knowBut the makeup goes onAnd the person she's gone, gone, goneAnd the robotic race of perfectionIt goes marching onAnd her makeup goes onAnd the person she's gone, gone, goneAnd the robotic race of perfectionShe goes marching onShe goes marching onShe goes marching on
Hello Elizabeth Bennet, Mr Darcy I presume?I'll throw my iPod away and hear your pianoforteI hear you sew a fine seam and that you both know how to danceYour mind isn't dependent upon supplementsThe deskilling of the human raceIt is happening at quite an astonishing rateA power cut will soon come and seal our fateAs we artificially inseminateI'm an old fashioned girlAnd I don't understand this modern worldAs men turn to ladies and we purchase our babiesHave we gone too far?Have we gone too far?Where do we's draw the line?Hello William Wallace and Mary Queen of ScotsShe's probably got head lice but she still looks hot!Tess of the D'urbervilles, I saw her plough the fieldsShe made her own entertainment understanding abstainmentHer handwriting it's beautiful, sociability unequivocalDo I love thy neighbour? C'mon do me a favourA breakdown in communicationIt's the latest epidemic to control the nationSupposedly empowered by automationC'mon don't be scared, resist temptationI'm an old fashioned girlAnd I don't understand this modern worldAs men turn to ladies and we purchase our babiesHave we gone too far?Have we gone too far?Where do you draw the line?Pass me the butter pleaseI don't eat margarineSemi skimmed it's just a plain blasphemeGenetically modify, continuously steriliseYou know it's sad if you've got the timeI'm an old fashioned girlAnd I don't understand this worldI'm an old fashioned girlAnd I don't understandI don't understandI don't understand this worldSo won't you help me!I'm an old fashioned girlAnd I don't understand this modern worldAs men turn to ladies and we purchase our babiesHave we gone too far?Have we gone too far?Where do you draw the line?Line, Line
It's time for me to house a baby 'Coz I’ve been summoned To go and see the breeding lady I gotta go to the lab full of Petri dishes Where she is gonna tell me its vital statistics It's time for my insemination We don’t naturally reproduce 'Coz they’ve removed temptation Oh natural reproduction it's forbidden 'Coz the planet it’s full, it's overridden But I remember My Mother taught me how to thread a needle She spoke of washing the cutlery Savoring each and every memory She said she didn’t know she was lucky You, you're still lucky She said she didn’t know she was lucky And that you You are lucky So that's that I've been inseminated There's no concept of family We don't know who's related But there's no webbed feet or Siamese twins Or weird personalities to ever complicate things It's time for me to give the baby You know it doesn't belong to me It belongs to the breeding lady But I don't feel sad, don't understand obsession 'Coz I've been subdued to aid progression But I remember My Mother taught me how to thread a needle She spoke of washing the cutlery Savoring each and every memory She said she didn't know she was lucky You, you're still lucky She said she didn't know she was lucky And that you You are lucky You are lucky You are lucky now No chips and no gravy Just regurgitated old lady No chips and no gravy Will someone come and save me Because I want to learn to replicate But I don't know how to fornicate Are we human or are we fake? I just hope we’re not too late
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I never lied I always tried To help you through your misery Call me old-fashioned Call me a freak You know I thought this was the way Love was meant to be You drove me crazy With your Gestapo lady At the first sign of trouble You'd just jump into her bubble Well I'm not gunna die And you can't bring me down You've invited me to grimace Invited me to frown Well I'm not lying on a bed of stone So you fucked me up But I've regrown Sit back and watch me smile... I was never gonna die for you
Do you ever think of me Or do you live in a fairy tale That's nothing like reality? Do you ever wake up in the rain With your head in pain? Do you ever even feel sad? A little piece of heaven It's worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight So you fell into my future And you crawled under my skin You demanded That we became entwined But then you crawled out the back door And you stole everything You know you've even stolen my mind I have lost my mind A little piece of heaven Is worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight, yeah Punish me with your kisses Tonight, yeah Punish me with your kisses Tonight, tonight, tonight A little piece of heaven It's worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight Tonight, tonight A little piece of heaven it's worth all the pain
I caught him looking in the mirror He said he didn't like what he saw So he turned away He couldn't face his shame He lied, he told me that he was okay I caught him dwelling on the past This seemed to happen more and more Until in the end he'd forgotten our future He was stuck in the past behind a locked door So he'd drink his medicinal lemonade He'd destroy his own mind like a razor blade He'd try to cut the thoughts from his brain In vain He was never quite the same Well I always picked him up I always made him smile Till he disappeared to 'cyberland' Never to return... Well, baby you're still running You're running scared from the burden Of another's pain So, stand still Face the truth Think of only you and what you're losing Drop your barriers and stop your retreat 'Coz I'm here baby and I'm still smiling for you So come on let's quit that medicinal lemonade We could have cut those thoughts together With a razor blade You know you and me? We were better than the Solpadeine But now... You've started running You'll always have to hide And now that you've started Hiding from me You'll be eaten alive By your parasitic memories 'Coz you've started running You'll always have to hide And now that you've Started hiding from me You'll be eaten alive by your Parasitic memories of me
Miss Cucaracha Is she living in a bin? Well she went on the Internet She wrecked everything, everything But is she real? Is she real? I guess you just don't know! I am seventeen, I am beautiful But my dad's like Adolf Hitler! Come and save me from him? Oh, won't you save me Save me from him? Oh, won't you save me from him? Oh, please save me, yeah! Man this is easy, he believes me! Is this a teenage stunner? Or a pregnant mother? These dot com women They will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane, yeah I hope she's driving you insane You know I really like the sound of the UK! Please wait for me It's only three years until I become legal Until I become legal for you Legal for you And I happen to love you too Man this is easy, he believes me! Is this a teenage stunner? Or a pregnant mother? These dot com women They will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane, yeah I hope she's driving you insane Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Or is she just a telephone? Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Or is she just a microphone? Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Is she really real? Is she seventeen and beautiful? I guess you'll never I guess you'll never know Man this is easy, he believes me Is this a teenage stunner? (I doubt it) Or a pregnant mother? (I hope so) These dot com women They will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane, yeah I hope she's driving you insane
I got a penthouse suite It doesn't mean anything to me I tried a luxury cruise ship But it never felt quite right at sea Suddenly I shiver as the sun creeps In a crack between the curtains And then I see you quiver As I realise that you are not quite certain Well I don't mind you trying something new 'Coz you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than Sex in a campervan... with me! So you went further afield to see Is the grass really greener, well is it? You traded in your dream car For what seems to me An unsuitable beamer! Well she looks fast And she looks sleek But does she have a Place to make your dinner? I think you know I think I know that I am The only real winner here Well I don't mind you trying something new But you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than Sex in a campervan, with me And you, and me, yeah... Do you remember the time? It was electrifying! Which way do I go? You say you're turning your screws But is this really certain Am I speaking to the real you? I don't mind you trying something new But you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than Sex in a campervan, with me!
You live in 'Strawberry Fields' where nothing is real How can you sleep in your virtual reality? How can you feel when your life is on a memory chip? There's no need to speak 'coz everything is visual No need to touch because there's nothing physical No need for anything, you're having an ego trip I said, how do you know She isn't Latino mustachio? I said, how do you know That the boat race was ever Really won by her? When she is mail order Probably young enough to be your daughter You should be careful what you're buying on the Internet You're never quite sure what you're going to get She'll whip you down the aisle then jump into a photo booth She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride You know she's only trying To get you inside She's a mail order bride So you start with CDs and then progress to DVDs Everything's so easy Could you download me a family please? The ultimate purchase though a piece of femininity It's all in a checkbox, a sea of opportunity You can choose anything Her height, her weight, her family tree! The only problem being She won't make the honeymoon suite I said, how do you know She isn't Latino mustachio? I said, how do you know That the boat race was ever really won by her? When she is mail order Probably young enough to be your daughter You should be careful what you're buying on the Internet You know you're never quite sure what you're going to get She'll whip you down the aisle Then jump into a photo booth She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride You know she's only trying to get you inside, no She's a mail order bride How do you know That you have really been speaking to her? How do you know That you have really been listening to her? I said, how do you know Well, how do you know anything? How? How? When she's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride She's only trying to get you inside, no She's a mail order bride
You're not a rockstar You're not a rockstar You're not a rockstar You know you didn't even know my name Until we'd played the same game, twice That was not nice You said that you could turn my screws But then you turned your back on me Like this was the last time I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh Why do you always think you're in control? I said no-oh-oh, n-n-n-n-no I'm never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl There you go again Turn your back on me You think you're such a rockstar Man, you're a wannabe! Look at you laughing You think you've got everything My dear I find you very amusing I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh Why do you always think you're in control? I said no-oh-oh, n-n-n-n-no I'm never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego and a dream Hello, hello, what a surprise I can see the fear of failure in your eyes You said you'd got everything But now you've got nothing Listen up baby And you'll hear me laughing I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh I always knew that you would lose it No oh-oh, N-n-n-n-no I was never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego and a dream
I'm so glad I've left your fantasy A life dependant On some unachievable dream I was the fool that followed Too slow to cotton on I was blind like Eva Braun You could do no wrong Why did you keep me Like a bird in a cage? You should have known You couldn't lock me up at that age I'm a fledgling Can't you see I wanna fly? I'm too young to die! My red carpet Was your propagation place Naïvely rolled out By my adolescent taste Conditioned by a one-man cult I thought I needed no-one else My mind was infiltrated I didn't know myself Why did you keep me Like a bird in a cage? You should have known You couldn't lock me up at that age I'm a fledgling Can't you see I wanna fly? I was too young to die! I can't believe I played your game I entertained your thoughts And then drove myself insane Sucked in by your crocodile tears So stupid I carried your fears I'm so glad I've let go Well now at last I feel so far removed It's all so obvious I see your each your every move... But I feel free, whereas you You're stuck in your guilt Because of me Well get used to it baby 'coz I've thrown away your key! Why did you keep me Like a bird in a cage? You should have known You couldn't lock me up at that age I'm a fledgling Can't you see I wanna fly? I was too young to die!
I used to wanna walk with you I used to wanna make All your dreams come true But now I try to move away With endless dates I'd better draft one in for the weekend A new pair of eyes Some temporary flattery Time for me to recharge My sexual battery But then a good friend said to me Alice, you're so fucking naïve Life isn't just for Adam & Eve It's time to cultivate You're responsible for your destiny... You've gotta find you It's time for you to call your tune You've gotta find you So I make a new mix tape for my car I laugh with my friends After burning all your second-rate poetry (A John Lennon wannabee) 'Two branches of one tree' Become nothing But a dark, distant memory I've honoured you for way too long My brother's right My thoughts don't belong to you And nor does my song So here's a promise, this is the last one You're yesterday's news It's time for me to call my tune You're yesterday's news
I am alone An independent creature I feel scared It's like I've just been born I can't run 'Coz there's nowhere for me to hide I can't cry 'Coz there's no one to hear I mustn't falter Stay focused on the graven image Never look back With a selective memory I've got to... Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream Full of beautiful creatures Gotta drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass With nothing to consider Gotta take me back to Wonderland All the new faces And endless systematic changes Prevent my thoughts From belonging to you Last night's dreams They were full of inspiration I saw the sun was setting It was setting on you Today at dawn I woke up with a smile I saw the sun was rising It was rising on me I've got to Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream Full of beautiful creatures Gotta drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass With nothing to consider Gotta take me back to Wonderland And I will see you there As I drift on by As I remember our sunshine... We've a permanent legacy Chiselled on stone But now it's time to move on I'm moving Moving, moving on I've got to... Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream Full of beautiful creatures Gotta drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass With nothing to consider Gotta take me back to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I have gone
If you'd meant nothing It wouldn't be so hard If you'd been normal Then you wouldn't think It was cool to be sad You said you want the end But you don't want it You tried to keep me in line You tried to keep me in toe Well you know there's problems If your hero is a Nazi You've made your bed Now it's time to wake up Because this is the end The final part has been played This is the end I've felt our love fade This is the end, the end This is the end for you This is the end for you But I will always shine And I will always remain 'Coz I am on the runway smiling As I watch you fade away I will always shine And I will always remain I can feel you breaking your Heart on mine with regret But I'm on the runway now Living my dreams So I'm good for a few things, huh? Like sex, money and rock and roll You're so self-righteous Full of indecision So many dreams But you've got no vision In your virtual world With your virtual mind And your virtual friend You chose to let inside This is pathetic fallacy I see no personality You've made your bed Now it's time to wake up Because this is the end The final part has been played This is the end I've felt our love fade This is the end, the end This is the end for you This is the end for you But I will always shine And I will always remain 'Coz I am on the runway smiling As I watch you fade away I will always shine And I will always remain I can feel you breaking your heart on Mine with regret But I'm on the runway now Living my... I will be flying, yeah You will be crying... give a fuck! I will be flying, living my... Whilst you You'll be crying, dying, wishing That you hadn't screwed me over I will always shine And I will always remain 'Coz I am on the runway smiling As I watch you fade I will always shine And I will always remain I can feel you breaking your Heart on mine with regret But I'm on the runway now Living my dreams I'm on the runway living my dreams I'm on the runway living my dreams I'm on the runway now And I can't wait to see What my life brings :)
Alice take my hand Let me take you to Wonderland Away from all the people That just don't understand me Let me take you away I want to take you away Alice follow me Let me make you part of my fantasy Oh, you're nice and young This is going to be easy I want to make you like me I want to make you like me I want to make you like me Think like me Feel misunderstood like me I want to make you like... me But it didn't work It didn't work... So goodbye Alice! Goodbye Alice Alice goodbye
The lines grew across his faceThe eyes they filled with horror and self distasteOh no, I've seen these signs beforeHello old friend, I've seen you beforeHello old friend, you know you're nothing new to meI think I understand you(I'm not scared)It was the carpet of RussiansIt was the field full of GermansThat have stolen your mind from youIt was the Nepalese armyIt was a wishing doctor, she drove herself crazyAnd it made you want to be freeYesterday your world was happyYou were a positive creature, you were radiating dreams I think you radiated meNothing has changed but the dreams fall apartNothing has changed but our world it slips awayI'm trying to look for the goodLook for the goodI'm trying... It was the carpet of Russians It was the field full of Germans That have stolen your mind from you It was the Nepalese armyIt was a wishing doctor, she drove herself crazyAnd it made you want to be freeSo I said...I don't think soI don't think so No no noIt's not time for you to be aloneI don't think soI don't think soNo no noI'm not giving in...One day up, the next day downBut you won't take the rocket fuelYou say it makes you act like a clownSo are you good, or are you bad?Are you pretty, or are you ugly?I'm trying to look for the goodLook for the goodI'm tryingI'm still tryingIt was the carpet of RussiansIt was the field full of GermansThat have stolen your mind from youIt was the Nepalese armyIt was a wishing doctor, she drove herself crazyAnd it made you want to be freeSo I said...I don't think soI don't think soNo no noIt's not time for you to be aloneI don't think soI don't think soNo no noI'm not giving in...It was the stolen mindThat made you think you were a NaziIn the Nepalese army!It was the stolen mindThat made you think you were a NaziIn the Nepalese army
I caught him looking in the mirror He said he didn't like what he saw So he turned away He couldn't face the shame So he lied And told me that he was okay I caught him dwelling on the past This seemed to happen more and more Until, in the end He'd forgotten our future He was stuck in the past Behind a locked door So he'd drink his medicinal lemonade He'd destroy his own mind Like a razor blade He'd try to cut The thoughts from his brain And then, he was never quite the same I always picked him up I always made him smile Till he disappeared to 'cyberland' Never to return... Well, baby you're still running You're running scared from the burden of another's pain So, stand still Face the truth Think of only you And what you're losing Drop your barriers And stop your retreat 'Coz I'm here baby And I'm still smiling for you So come on let's quit that medicinal lemonade We could cut these thoughts together With a razor blade You know you and me? We could still be But if... You keep on running You'll always have to hide And if you keep on hiding from me You'll be eaten alive By your parasitic memories If you keep on running You'll always have to hide And if you keep on hiding from me You'll be eaten alive By your parasitic memories of me
I never lied I always tried To help you through your misery Call me old-fashioned Call me a freak You know I thought this was the way Love was meant to be You drove me crazy With your Gestapo Lady! At the first sign of trouble You'd just jump into her bubble Well I'm not gunna die You can't bring me down You've invited me to grimace Invited me to frown Well I'm not lying on a bed of stone So you fucked me up, but I've regrown Sit back and watch me smile... I was never gunna die for you!
Do you ever think of me Or do you live in a fairy tale That's nothing like reality? Do you ever wake up in the rain with your head in pain? Do you ever even feel sad? A little piece of heaven Is worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight So you fell into my future And you crawled under my skin You demanded That we became entwined But then you crawled out the back door And you stole everything You know you've even stolen my mind I have lost my mind A little piece of heaven Is worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight Punish me with your kisses Tonight, yeah Punish me with your kisses Tonight, tonight, tonight A little piece of heaven Is worth all the pain A little piece of heaven Yeah, it puts me back together again So won't you punish me with your kisses? Put me back in heaven just for tonight A little piece of heaven Is worth all the pain
Miss Cucaracha, is she living in a bin? Well she went on the internet She wrecked everything Everything But is she real? Is she real? I guess you just don't know! I am seventeen, I am beautiful But my Dad's like Adolf Hitler! Come and save me from him? Oh won't you save me, save me from him? OH won't you save me from him Oh, please save me yeah! Man this is easy! He believes me?!?! Is this a teenage stunner? Or a pregnant mother? These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane yeah I hope she's driving you insane You know I really like the sound of the UK! Please wait for me, it's only three years until I become legal Until I become legal for you Legal for you And I happen to love you too Man this is easy! He believes me?!?! Is this a teenage stunner? Or a pregnant mother? These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane yeah I hope she's driving you insane Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Or is she just a telephone? Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Or is she just a microphone? Is she seventeen and beautiful? Is she really real? Is she really real? Is she seventeen and beautiful? I guess you'll never know? I guess you'll never know? Man this is easy! He believes me?!?! Is this a teenage stunner? (I doubt it) Or a pregnant mother? (I hope so) These dot com women they will pull your strings, yeah I hope she drives you insane yeah I hope she's driving you insane
She wants to be a prostitute Lives in an institute She feeds off happy pills And manipulative cyber-thrills She's got no brains At the bottom of her barrel With her teenage scowl She can't crack a smile But it doesn't seem to matter He doesn't seem to care?! He wants to be a nutter With an audience who care I know this sounds quite crazy But I think I understand Blame the mummy, blame the daddy I can read his mind Oh no Because she is shit You feel good Because she is a lunatic You don't feel so misunderstood Because she isn't pretty You look into the mirror and You feel attractive Someone call the nurse Someone call the doctor Someone rescue this man Before he fades away Always treated like dirt Got a lack of self worth I was on the pedestal And he was treated like a fool Always second best Scared of ten of the best You useless good-for-nothing Daddy knows best! So he finds a little lamb She makes him number one She isn't very pretty But enough to make him cum I know this sounds quite crazy But I think I understand Blame the mummy, blame the daddy I can read this man Oh no Because she is shit You feel good Because she is a lunatic You don't feel so misunderstood Because she isn't pretty You look into the mirror and You feel attractive Someone call a nurse Someone call a doctor Someone rescue this man Before he fades away Before he fades away Before he fades away
You live in 'Strawberry Fields' Where nothing is real How can you sleep in your virtual reality? How can you feel When your life is on a memory chip? There's no need to speak 'Coz everything is visual No need to touch Because there's nothing physical No need for anything You're having an ego trip I said How do you know She isn't Latino mustachio? I said, how do you know That the boat race was ever really won by her? When she is mail order Probably young enough to be your daughter You should be careful what you're buying on the Internet You're never quite sure what you're going to get She'll whip you down the aisle Then jump into a photo booth She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride You know she's only trying to get you inside She's a mail order bride So you start with CDs And then progress to DVDs Everything's so easy, could you download me a family please? The ultimate purchase though A piece of femininity It's all in a checkbox A sea of opportunity You can choose anything Her height, her weight, her family tree! The only problem being She won't make the honeymoon suite I said How do you know She isn't Latino mustachio? I said, how do you know That the boat race was ever really won by her? When she is mail order Probably young enough to be your daughter You should be careful what you're buying on the internet You're never quite sure what you're going to get She'll whip you down the aisle Then jump into a photo booth She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride You know she's only trying to get you inside no She's a mail order bride How do you know That you have really been speaking to her? How do you know That you have really been listening to her? I said how do you know Well, how do you know anything? How? How? She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride She's only trying to get you inside no She's a mail order bride And she's gunna take you for a ride You know she's only trying to get you inside
I've got a penthouse suite It doesn't mean anything to me I tried a luxury cruise ship But it never felt quite right at sea Suddenly I shiver as the sun creeps in a Crack between the curtains And then I see you shiver as I realise that You are not quite certain And I don't mind you trying something new But you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than SEX in a campervan... WITH ME! So you went further afield to see Is the grass really greener?! Well is it? You traded in your dream car for what Seems to me an unsuitable beamer! Well she looks fast and she looks sleek But does she have a place to make your dinner? I think you know, I think I know That I am the only real winner And I don't mind you trying something new But you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than SEX in a campervan... With me... And you... And me, yeah... Do you remember the time? It was electrifying! Which way do I go? You say you're turning your screws! But is this really certain Am I speaking to the real you? And I don't mind you trying something new But you won't find owt better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better than Kissing in a campervan There's really nothing better Copulation in a campervan There's really nothing better than SEX in a campervan... WITH ME!
You know you didn't even know my name And so we played the same game, twice! That was not nice! You said that we would turn our screws But then you turned your back on me Like this was the last time I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh Why do you always think you're in control? I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh I'm never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl There you go again Turn your back on me You think you're such a rockstar Man, you're a wannabe Look at you laughing, you think you've got everything My dear I find you very amusing I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh Why do you always think you're in control? I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh I'm never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego and a dream Hello, hello, what a surprise I can see the fear of failure in your eyes You said you'd got everything But now you've got nothing Listen up baby and you'll hear me laughing I said no-oh-oh, no-oh-oh I always knew that you would lose it! No-oh-oh No, no, no! I'm never gunna be a rockstar'z little girl I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego and a dream I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego... I'm never gunna wait back for a rockstar Never gunna make babies with a rockstar Never gunna waste time with a rockstar Second-best to his ego and a dream
Well the years flew by like a lullaby Living in ecstasy We were drinking hallucinogenic tea My love was a flower My life flew by like a ladybird shower He said he'd be a rockstar He promised me poetry But life kicked in He couldn't stand the monotony So he escaped to a place where life wasn't so hard He could masquerade and live a façade But the rockstar'z dead And the poet's gone to prison He can't get out of cyberland She won't give him permission He gets out his pesticide She grabs her cyanide Oh baby!, he said to me What am I to do? I said DON'T YOU DARE... Come running to me, yeah I'm not your final solution Or some concrete constitution I've not been waiting for some fallen angel She's a female resurrection of Joseph Goebbels And her propaganda's not washing with me! Well life in your box, I bet it started off easy You didn't have to face all the horrid bits of reality 'Coz I was still there To bring you tea And you pretended to care But the bubble has burst She's dependent on your masquerade Her claws dug deep With promises of a mercy killing But this suicide butterfly She's never gunna die 'Coz he won't use his pesticide And she'll never say goodbye But the rockstar'z dead And the poet's gone to prison He can't get out of cyberland She won't give him permission He gets out his pesticide She grabs her cyanide Oh baby!, he said to me What am I to do? I said DON'T YOU DARE... Come running to me, yeah I'm not your final solution Or some concrete constitution I've not been waiting for some fallen angel She's a female resurrection of Joseph Goebbels And her propaganda's not washing with me! He reaches for his pesticide But she just grabs her cyanide Oh, he grabs his pesticide But it's not working It won't work So baby!, he said to me What am I to do? I said DON'T YOU DARE... Come running to me, yeah I'm not your final solution Or some concrete constitution I've not been waiting She's a female resurrection of Joseph Goebbels And her propaganda's not washing with me! Oh, why don't you grab your pesticide And pour some cyanide And baby... Why don't you toast the morning sun?
I am alone, an independent creature I feel scared, it's like I've just been born I can't run, 'coz there's nowhere for me to hide I can't cry, 'coz there's no one to hear I mustn't falter; stay focused on the graven image Never look back with a selective memory I've got to... Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream full of beautiful creatures Drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass with nothing to consider Take me back to Wonderland All the new faces and endless systematic changes Prevent my thoughts from belonging to you Last night's dreams, they were full of inspiration I saw the sun was setting, it was setting on you Today at dawn, I woke up with a smile I saw the sun was rising; it was rising on me I've got to Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream full of beautiful creatures Drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass with nothing to consider Take me back to Wonderland And I will see you there As I drift on by As I remember our sunshine... We've a permanent legacy Chiselled on stone But now it's time to move on I'm moving, I'm moving, moving on I've got to... Take me back to Wonderland I've got to paint me a picture Of a never-ending dream full of beautiful creatures Drown me in a mirror A rose-tinted looking glass with nothing to consider Take me back to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I am going to Wonderland Goodbye, I have gone Oh, for now...
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